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I have an overflow of alternate universe, omega verse, fluff, angst, and some potterlock.

Currently wishing it was cooler and that I was in Chicago

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fairytrainer:

fairytrainer:

btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal 

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1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

it would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

there’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

it would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

there’s the hufflepuff

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nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

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hobbitballerina:

eshusplayground:

lilepo:

inksplotched:

 

 

Hermione would have made a wonderful Slytherin. Fiiiiiiiiiiiic iiiiiiit!

The reason Hermoine isn’t a Slytherin is because she believes every time that what she’s doing is right.  Not good for her.  Not convenient.  Not simply contributing to her goals.  But she believes, with a whole-hearted conviction, that her choices are objectively right, fitting, and just.  That’s why she doesn’t flinch.  It’s one thing to think you’re doing something because it serves your ends, or its necessary.  It’s another to have the burning conviction that the thing you’re about to do, no matter how heinous it might seem, is morally sound and just.

Slytherins know they’re justifying their means to get their ends.  Gryffindors believe that every means they employ are just.  Hermoine is a crusader knight with a wand, and doesn’t care what the collateral damage is so long as she is just in her destruction.

This is why Gryffindors are infinitely more dangerous than Slytherins.  Slytherins serve their interests, and revise their plans when their interests aren’t served.  They deal in reality.  That’s what ambition is.  But Gryffindors will march a bloody path down to the gates of hell if they are convicted of the moral necessity and justice of it, casualties be damned.

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annaholmespl:

I’m done 

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Sally's Dance (feat. Cleo Panther)
Parov Stelar && The Princess

bucketofsound:

Parov Stelar "Sally’s Dance (feat. Cleo Panther)"

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Benedict Cumberbatch as Richard III on the set of The Hollow Crow on October 20, 2014. (x)

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testosterone-tea:

Hey all,
It’s the time you’ve all been waiting for! It’s my third Johnlock giveaway!
For those who don’t know what I’m going on about, I’m a fanfiction writer who likes to reward my readers. Every time a fic reaches a milestone, I’ll hold a giveaway.
My readers are so awesome, I actually have a backlog of giveaways, so for Giveaway #3 I will be drawing THREE WINNERS.
Each winner will receive a 5-7K word Johnlock fanfic written by yours truly.
I will draw the winners on November 3, 2014 at 8:00 pm PST.
This giveaway will be for The Effect of Memory reaching 100 and 200 bookmarks as well as 500 kudos.
Like or reblog THIS post and you’ll be going in the draw! (Just one reblog, it’s too hard to count them once you’ve reblogged it once. I mean, you can if you like, but I’ll only count one)
This is my full giveaway policy
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testosterone-tea:

Hey all,

It’s the time you’ve all been waiting for! It’s my third Johnlock giveaway!

For those who don’t know what I’m going on about, I’m a fanfiction writer who likes to reward my readers. Every time a fic reaches a milestone, I’ll hold a giveaway.

My readers are so awesome, I actually have a backlog of giveaways, so for Giveaway #3 I will be drawing THREE WINNERS.

Each winner will receive a 5-7K word Johnlock fanfic written by yours truly.

I will draw the winners on November 3, 2014 at 8:00 pm PST.

This giveaway will be for The Effect of Memory reaching 100 and 200 bookmarks as well as 500 kudos.

Like or reblog THIS post and you’ll be going in the draw! (Just one reblog, it’s too hard to count them once you’ve reblogged it once. I mean, you can if you like, but I’ll only count one)

This is my full giveaway policy

testosterone_tea’s AO3 account

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teacroft:

cumberlordofcuteness:

without background music. - a lot of people asked me if I could post the scene. So, here it is.

please, don’t take it and repost it/use it in fan videos/or upload it on YT without my permission. Removing the BG music takes a lot of time and effort. So be fair. Thank you.

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